Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
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how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
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I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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