Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
there's paper in my vomit.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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