hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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