it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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