omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
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ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
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I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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