I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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