You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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