If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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