You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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