I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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