Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
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Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
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This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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