We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
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when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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