It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
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Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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