I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
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He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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