I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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