i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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