I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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