Im at strip club and am horny
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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