I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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