yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Randomize
