Pants 0. Shit 1.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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