so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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