Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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