nut hugger
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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