Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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