You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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