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say what?
wanna hang out?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
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apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
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I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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