His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
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TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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