you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Randomize
