bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
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His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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