Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
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