hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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