It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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