You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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