I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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