Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
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You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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