I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
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I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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