VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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