If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I wish you could order shots online.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
