i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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i came on her dog
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
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I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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