she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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