He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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