You just made me feel so damn special
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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