I have demons in me.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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