If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
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Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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