god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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