I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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