so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
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