I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You can't special order awesome
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
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I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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