Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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