There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
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No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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