I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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