Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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