was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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