How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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