I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
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I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
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bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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