Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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