I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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